September 13, 2000 8:03 AM
EST
Paul's driving me nuts listening
to the latest compilation of songs from the Monsters of Real Radio. (This is a
local thing.) I have to admit there are a few songs they do that crack me up
like "Generation Butt Crack" and "Monster Bitch" but
overall, it just about drives me nuts. The DJ's of the 104.1 spoof other songs
and basically make fun of themselves, the stereotypical "good'ol boy"
southern thing, and Orlando, but ugh. Horrible singing. I know that is part of
what makes it funny, but I can only take so much of it at once. Just my luck,
it's a double CD set.
"Use
headphones!" I scream.
"I don't have any. I broke
mine, remember? Plus the batteries in the portable CD player are
dead."
"I LOVE to share! Take my
headphones! Take my batteries! Just don't play the 'Hot Dog Soup' song
anymore!"
All through dinner, I had to
listen to this stuff! Paul ate a lot, so that was good. Pork roast was deemed 4
stars, so it's moved onto the recipe journal. It's from the Better Homes and
Gardens Crockery Cookbook. Here goes:
Fennel Pork Roast
and Vegetables
- 2 or 2 1/2 lb boneless pork
shoulder roast, cut into chunks to fit in crockpot
- 1-2 tbs oil
- 1 tsp fennel seed, crushed
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1/2 tsp oregano
- 1/2 tsp pepper
- 1 1/2 lb small red potatoes,
halved
- 1 large fennel bulb, chopped into
1" pieces (I subbed onion and celery)
- 1 1/2 cups water
- 2 tsp chicken bouillion
Gravy:
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/4 cup flour
- 1 1/2 juices from crockpot,
defatted
- 1 tbs dried parsley
- salt and pepper to taste
1) Chop up vegetables and throw
into crockpot.
2) Combine the spices (fennel
seed, garlic, oregano, pepper) and rub 1 tsp of the mix over the pork. Heat oil
in pot and sear meat on all sides. Dump into crock pot.
3) Add spices to water and chicken
bouillion. Dump into crock pot. Cover and cook 8-10 hrs on low, 4-5 on high.
4) Remove everything and put in a
serving dish. Reserve juices. Skim fat off.
5) Whisk flour and water in a
saucepan until smooth. Add reserved juices and parsley. Heat until thickend and
bubbly. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
He's holding at 164 lbs, and
hasn't dropped under 160 in weeks. Yay!
~Astrophe
  
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