May 12, 2000

Look out! Evil thoughts. I'm blaming it all on the weather. It's making me feel like my brains are frying. It's 93 deg with a humidty of 47%. Which means it FEELS like a hundred and change out there. Ugh! Ugh!

I want to be naked in a tub of ice.

I was so hot last night I made Paul turn off the AC and open all the windows. The AC was doing me no good, at least the windows open carried a breeze. And we couldn't get nakeder than naked, so that was that. I'd much rather be cold. You can always layer more, but once you strip, how much more can you take off?!

My maternal grandmother and most of my older maternal aunts all carry those Chinese folding fans in their pruses. I don't think my own mother does yet, but I'm going ot beat her to the punch. Because the next time I am down at the Asian market, I'm buying two -- one for my purse and one for my car. If I marathon at Disney, can I take a paper fan with me?

~Astrophe