March 30, 2000 -- 10:17 AM EST

I am in shock. I went out to my car last night and the rearview mirror was underneath the driver's seat.

(!)

I suppose after 5 year of baking FL heat, the glue had finally given up and it popped off. Now I can't go anywhere because I'd get nailed for the rearview being gone.

I told Paul to buy me some epoxy before he goes to his dental appointment this afternoon so I can stick it back on later tonight.

I just can't believe that it fell off. I don't know anybody who had that happen. What if it had popped off while I was DRIVING somewhere --- like on I-4?!

Last night I had a dream that I was playing Doom only instead of the usual music and monster noises, the soundtrack to Office Space was playing in the background. We all saw that one coming!

I've been feeling uncomfortable lately because my body parts touch. Like if I don't wear a bra, my boobs start to touch my stomach. I don't know if that's because my boobs gained weight and are hanging lower or they lost weight and are hanging lower. Or if my stomach is sticking out further. It looks bigger to me. But I don't know if it really is bigger, or if the rest of me is smaller making it seem bigger. My clothes all fit fine. Maybe I am hallucinating?

So I walk around feeling like I'm not as connected to my body as I'm used to being.

I need to go put on a bra.

I suddenly remembered that once when I was ten and was wearing my first training bras, I once went to bed wearing one to see what it would feel like. When I first got glasses when I was six, I remember I went to sleep with them on so I wouldn't have to waste time in the morning putting them on before I went to school. I also tried going to sleep in my school clothes but then my mom made me change because I was wrinkled.

This makes me laugh because every morning I check Paul out to make sure he isn't trying to sneak off to work in a wrinkled dress shirt.

What was the point of wearing a training bra? Boobs don't need to be trained. Maybe it's the girls who need to be trained to be wearing them?

~Astrophe