Old ad for fashion padding.

Gag. That's all I have to say about that one! Of course they had to say "Oh, wait while I change into something more comfortable" in these sexy, glamorous glances while dimming the lights. Back in the bedroom they were squirming out of corsets and girdles, removing the padded bras, taking off the padded pantyhose. Quick! Get into that baby doll and seduce him! NEVER let him undress you or watch you undress because....tantadadaDAH! Boobage armor! Hip shields! Rubber and latex illusions!

Where the guys so retarded that they didn't notice that the woman was a different SHAPE when she got back?

Or is it like the circus where you don't tell you've paid $5 to see an empty box and you play it up so your friends will go be suckered too?

"Oh man, Yeah, Jane. Or what about Wanda, uh-huh!"

Makes you wonder now.