Richard Abram's Hair
I've had so many letters from visitors asking what's wrong with
Richard Abram's hair, that I decided to implement a new feature and
let viewers vote for their favorite hairdo.
His original do, the blonde curly perm, makes him look like he
should have a starring role in "Boogie Nights." He should
have been cast as an aging porn star. Hubba hubba!
However, this is 1999 and it's time for a new look, Ricky. When
enough votes are collected, I'll send him an email and tell him what
viewers think he should do to his hair. Maybe he'll finally update
his look before doing his infomercial for his Thymatron!
Here are the choices, and clicking will open a new, small window
with each new look. When you've decided what looks best, vote for
your favorite do.
Choose a new hairdo for Richard Abrams, the king of ECT.
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